they snuck lavender
into my cup of earl grey
the bastards won’t quit

today is limestone
tomorrow is turnip soup
yesterday is cork

roses are bullshit
i loudly affirm again
roses are bullshit

the most beautiful
words in the english language
shuffle up and deal

banksy meet simpsons
didn’t change the status quo
money for nothing

metamorphoses
say what you will ’bout virgil
ovid kicks his ass

you are third of nine
a fact not a destiny
i believe in you tito

I enjoy walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and snuggling by the fire. I am a Virgo.*

*These statements may or may not be true.